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When I Worked At Textline

Ties too wide and suits too bright, when I worked at Textline
We'd get pissed on Thursday nights, when I worked at Textline
Friday we'd roll in at ten
I could hardly hold a pen
Lunchtime on the piss again when I worked at Textline

I got locked in the typing pool when I worked at Textline
I coughed and spluttered like a fool when I worked at Textline
the filthy things those typists said
turned my face beetroot red
I sometimes wished I'd stayed in bed when I worked at Textline

We had this gorgeous sectretary when I worked at Textline
someone said she fancied me when I worked at Textline
I thought this was really great
so I asked her for a date
she said go home and masterbate when I worked at Textline

I met some funny little men when I worked at Textline
Stuart, buff Brown, Ken and Glen when I worked at Textline
on the evening of my leaving do,
I told them a few truths
and they replied 'we hate you too', when I worked at Textline

* unreleased.

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