I, LUDICROUS

Song Lyrics

Check out Morden station,
Any weekday rush-hour time,
the roundabout confirms,
this is the land of the van.
C2s in vans.

Don't use the traffic lights,
try dodging in and out,
try getting that van to break,
see the hatred in his face
C2s in vans.

Always on the go,
the clutch slips, the engine roars,
All shapes, sizes and shapes,
All with scratches on the doors.
C2s in vans

C2s have made it big
Courted by ad man
We want their votes and their cash
Patronised in lager ads
C2s in vans

I'm in a niche all by myself
Don't conform to a stereotype
While your putting the world to rights
I'm crashing the traffic lights.
C2s in vans

Beep beep - Van for hire
Beep beep - Van for hire
Check out Morden station,

Any weekday rush-hour time,
the roundabout confirms,
this is the land of the van.
C2s in vans.

* unreleased.

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